Christmas Miracle (Bra)

by Halcyon

I was reading the latest Victoria’s Secret catalog - for the articles - and
saw something that caught my eye.

I mean *aside* from the oceans of too-perfect boob orbs assaulting my biological suckling instinct.

No, I mean there was a piece of clothing I really liked.

It was a sparkly jeweled bra that I thought would be great for burning man. I lack the cleavage for it, but it would be a sweet for Buttercup or any of my female friends.

Hey, I thought, I could buy this as a Christmas gift! Maybe get some fun flannel jammies, too, so I save on shipping.
I checked out how much the sparkly bra was...
Where is the price...what?
$998 bucks?!
Oh, no that's the price of the accompanying jewelry ...whew.

Here it is…
WHAT?!?

Let me double check the zeros.
Yep, Eleven Million dollars.
11,000,000.00

It’s sparkly because it is COVERED WITH DIAMONDS.

3236 diamonds, actually. With a weight of over 200 carots.

I’m sorry, but if it can cut glass, it should avoid nipples.

It’s a simple rule, but one I stand by.

Maybe she'll be happy with a 3 pack of panties and a Chirstmas Miracle…Bra.